I’ve brought in the same lunch bag for the past 5 years and even put my name on it. You’ve seen it in there for 5 years and for some reason you decide today is the day you’re going to steal from me.
Okay, you wanna do this? Everyday you steal my lunch I’m taking something from you. I had two sandwich’s, apple, banana, and a granola bar. That adds up to 5 things.
Try to find your stapler – scotch tape – mouse pad – speaker wire – phone cord.